Voltron Bloopers
by Phoenix
Quick Disclaimer: Voltron is the property of World Events Productions.
Keith: Ok team, let’s form Voltron!
Red Lion runs away.
Keith: Hey Lance! Where are you going?
Lance: Uh, well I gotta take a leak.
*Huge sweatdrops form on everyone’s heads.*
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Allura kisses everyone for a job well done.
Director: Ok, cut!
The Voltron force starts gagging.
Allura: What’s wrong?
Lance: Princess, you really need to start using breath mints!
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Keith: Ok team here is the plan.
Hunk: Hey, where is Lance?
Background - Lance is running around with Haggar close behind him with roses and
candy.
Lance: Will someone do something with this love sick witch!!!
Haggar: Oh, Lance come away with me! We can make beautiful music together!
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Keith: Keith calling Coran from the Black Lion. Mission successful. Come in.
View screen: Coran and Nanny kissing each other passionately, with Nanny
practically climbing all over Coran!
Coran: (pushing Nanny away) Good work team. Uh, I didn’t find anything in your
eye Nanny.
*Huge sweatdrops on all of the teams’ heads.*
Allura faints and Hunk throws up.
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Sword fighting scene with Keith and Lotor.
Keith: Lotor, your fly is down.
Lotor: Huh. Oh, thanks Keith.
Lotor zips up fly and they continue fighting.
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Loud screams are heard from the princess’s room.
Voltron force bursts in expecting to find Lotor (that was what was in the
script), but instead find Allura and Ramell making passionate love to each
other.
Allura: What are all of you doing in here!?!
Keith: (turning red) We are suppose to save you from Lotor.
Ramell: What?!? *picks up script* OOPS!! I guess we better do this some other
time Allura.
Voltron team falls on floor with legs hanging in the air.
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Argument scene between Hunk and Keith.
Hunk: How dare you say that that sweet girl is a spy! * punches Keith*
Pidge: Hunk you idiot! You were suppose to shove him, not knock him out!!
Hunk: OOPS!
Lance: Love, are you ok?
Keith: Ooh! Wook at all tha prutty widdle stars!
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