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The Original Text from Phoenix
Additions by kaie
Additions by Todesengel
Additions by Zoe
Lance: I should dose your NyQuil more often.
Keith: No, you should not! *clutches bottle possessively*
Keith: Come to think of it ... who cares about Arus? I'm sick of Voltron. See ya later, I'm outta here! Keith: Yes, I'm off to further my carrer as a male stripper! *starts handing out business cards* You'll see me at Big Gay Al's Big Gay Strip Bar.
How do you use this gun?
Little bunny fufu, hopping through the forest.....
kaie: *whips out a pink bunny suit* Heeeeeeeeere Keith ....
chibi neko Keith: NO WAY! *ffffffffft* *runs*
Training? Nah. I'm sleeping in today.
I AM SCARED TO FLY!!
I am SO sorry for my reckless behavior. For now on, I will follow orders EXACTLY.
Keith: Maybe if he were being really sarcastic?
Lance: Dream ON, buster.
Keith: Hey, can't I indulge in a few fantasies?
Lance: *cracks whip* YOU are the only one going subservient
in our fantasies, got it?
Keith: Yes, Master.
You know, maybe I AM being too paranoid.
Maybe I should wait for backup.
You're right, Hunk.
Hunk: Besides, if I eat another bite, my corset will burst.
VF: *collective sweat drop*
Hunk: What, can't _I_ aspire for a part in the "Rocky Horror Picture
Show"
too?
Lance: Yeah, maybe as Meatloaf's character.
Hunk: Mmm. Meatloaf.
What does a screw driver look like?
Pidge: *leers* C'mere, I'll show ya.
kaie: *whimper* He was such a good little boy ... so
innocent ... what went wrong??
Hunk: *smirk* I don't see anything wrong.
kaie: Ack! Not both of you!
Here, let me explain Einstein’s theory of relativity...
I’m a little tea pot, short and stout. Here is my handle, and here is my spout.
Pidge: And if you tug on the spout, something will come out.
Ketih:...@_@ [stunned silence]
Pidge: What?
You're right, Lance. (Come to think of it, this could apply to just about anyone, couldn't it? ^^)
Hunk: Remember, if you build a better mouse trap, they'll just build a
better mouse.
Pidge: Not if I wipe them out first.
Here kitty, kitty. I have a nice fat space mouse for you.
What is 2 + 2?
Keith: Five!
I am so buff! Check out these muscles!
Keith: Good.
Allura: I get the feeling I've just been insulted ...
Keith: Do you remember what list we're on?
Allura: Oh. Right. Say, does that mean I get to chase after
Romelle now?
Keith: Wait a minute, isn't she your cousin? Isn't that ...
incest?
Allura: So what? It's not like we could get each other
pregnant and have inbreeding problems. Or did you think I'd
actually take up with Nanny or Haggar?
Keith: *cringe* Never mind.
Romelle: But I'm with Sven...[Sven parades past in a fishnet stockings] Never mind. So, when can we start?
NO!! I refuse to wear PINK!!
Allura: Yes! From now on, it's purple! Let's repaint the lions. I don’t care if you are the ghost of my father. I am NOT going out into the forest in my PJs in the middle of the fricken night!!
Keith: You go girl!
Lance: You go girl?
Keith:...Too much pop culture.
I think I would look great in a crew cut. What do you think?
You know, Lotor IS kinda cute...
kaie: *drags out chibi neko Keith stuffed in a pink bunny
suit* Yeah, look at them!
chibi neko Keith in pink bunny suit: MEOW!
Sven: *flicks his switch blade* Would you like some ... help
... getting out of that suit?
Keith: KAIE! Quit it with the bondage scenarios!
Why is my uniform black? I prefer pink.
Sven: Princess, let's switch uniforms. WHA! The Blue Lion scares me! WHA!
Sven: I've decided to give up the life of war for one of secular
abstinance.*smiles beatifically* No more axe-wielding personality form
me!
Keith: Right.
Sven: By the way, did I ever tell you about the Rabbi, the Priest and
the
Lawyer who were forced to spend a night in a barn?
Lance: *sweatdrops* Sven making jokes. Yup, we've _definately_ crossed
over
into another dimension.
Revenge on Lotor? That'd be pointless.
Coran: Meanwhile, I will scheme to take over the throne when
your lack of piloting skills and common sense send you to an
early grave! Mwahahahahaha!
Keith: *sniffles* Hey guys? *sneezes, blows nose* Where'd
you put my NyQuil?
Lance: *looks at Keith* Um ... *looks at Coran* Uh, gotta
go! *runs*
Keith: Huh? *looks at Coran* .... * looks at Coran some
more* ..... *sweatdrop* I think I better go back to bed ...
I’m too sexy for this job....too sexy......
Coran: I'm too sexy for my pants, too sexy for my pants--
Keith: Okay, we're _stopping_ now.
Hey everybody check out my nose ring!
Nanny: Princess, you should wear a leather mini skirt to the ball. It'll be perfect! Stop acting like gentlemen and act your age!
Let’s do the macarena!!
We are going swimming? Let me put on my bikini!
Lance: Ahh! My eyes! My eyes!
Oh, I could never impose on your wishes, Princess. Do whatever you feel is right.
I don’t want to do death and destruction. I want to sing and dance in the wild flowers.
Lotor: Especially the bright red poppies ... I LOVE my hair! It is so soft and silky and white.
WHA! Get that knife away from me! It’s sharp!
Lotor: Allura? Allura who?
What?!?! The slaves are hungry? Let them eat cake.
Zarcon: Or Ding Dongs.
I am a smurf!!
Zarcon: Darn straight! And that's PAPA Smurf to you!
Lotor: *sweatdrop*
Lotor: 0.0! *faints*
Alright!! The La Bamba!
You know, these robeasts NEVER work. I think I'll try a new tactic.
This robe does nothing for my figure.
Bless you my child for all your help.
I should be a super model.
Haggar: Cats? I hate cats. Get me a castle full of mice! Haggar: I'm feeling in a happy mood. The next robeast is going to be a big, fluffy bunny. Who throws flowers at everything. Lots and lots of flowers...
*ACHOO!!* Damned cat allergy.
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