Warnings: Yaoi. Lemon. PWP. More ellipses than you'll ever want to see again. Plus elephants (it's probably best not to ask...).
Pairing: That would be telling. ^_~
"... mrph... ...gods, what a night... ...can't believe I drank that much..."
"Yeah, me neither. Man, what was I thinking?"
"...I am never, EVER drinking that much again."
"Heh. I say that every time. Never works, for some reason."
"I know. The hells did Pidge put in the damned punch last night anyway?"
"Knowing him? Could've been anything from paint thinner to Polluxian aphrodisiacs."
"Oh, now THERE'S a comforting thought... ... ...wait a minute... who the...?"
"Good morning to you, too."
"...HUNK???"
"Last I checked."
"What - how - what are you doing in my room?! Waitaminute... this isn't my room..."
"Well, no - it's MY room."
"What the hells am I doing in YOUR room?!"
"It was closer..."
"And where in hells are your clothes? For that matter, where are MY clothes?"
"They're around -"
"Oh gods... we didn't... did we?"
"Well..."
"Ohhh, shit - we DID, didn't we?"
"Actually... yeah, we did. Pretty good, too."
"..."
"Lance?"
"This isn't happening - it's just not..."
"Lance..."
"I did not get blind, stinking drunk last night and sleep with my teammate -"
"Lance -"
"There is absolutely no WAY-"
"LANCE!!!"
"...What?"
"Are you about finished freaking out?"
"NO!"
"..."
"I can't believe this... I canNOT believe this..."
"Will you calm DOWN? I mean, it's not the end of the world we're talking about here..."
"Yeah, but -"
"Besides which, you make it sound like sleeping with me is a fate worse than death. Which assessment, by the way, you did not seem to agree with last night."
"...I wouldn't know."
"Yeah... I guess you WERE totally hammered last night -"
"DON'T say 'hammered.'"
"Must you turn everything into a sexual pun?"
"..."
"Look, it's just sex, okay? It's not like these things don't happen..."
"..."
"I mean, really - you're acting like some blushing virgin..."
"..."
"No."
"..."
"NO. You have GOT to be kidding."
"..."
"Oh. My. GOD."
"...You don't have to sound so surprised..."
"Like hell I don't! I mean, SHIT, Lance - that you of ALL people would be -"
"Yes, kindly rub that fact in a little more."
"Sorry... But shit - if I'd KNOWN, I woulda been a little more... um, yeah."
"..."
"Look, I... I'm sorry, really. If I'd realized -"
"Don't worry about it, okay?"
"You sure?"
"..."
"Uh, right. ...Y'know, I always thought that if ANYONE on this team was gonna be a virgin -"
"Besides Pidge?"
"Well, YEAH. Do you always have to state the obvious?"
"Only when it's most annoying."
"Figures."
"Well, what did you expect me to say?"
"Point."
"The hells would I want to say THAT for?"
"You are SUCH a smartass."
"Oh, you all love me for it."
"Yeah, you keep telling yourself that. And wipe that smirk off your face."
"I thought that was what you were here for."
"No, I'm here because this is my bed."
"..."
"Gotcha there, huh?"
"Shut up, Hunk."
"Aw, you're blushing! You know you're cute when you blush?"
"Shut UP, Hunk..."
"Sorry."
"You are not."
"Nope."
"..."
"Seriously, though, I never figured you for the 'virgin' type. I mean, I thought that if ANYONE on this team - besides Pidge - was gonna be a virgin, it was gonna be Keith."
"KEITH? You're kidding, right? I mean, have you SEEN the size of his 'Little Black Book?'"
"You're NOT serious."
"Totally serious. Why do you think I spent the weekends bunking with Sven while we were at the Academy? Keith ALWAYS had somebody over."
"No way!"
"Yes, way. Do not be fooled by the puppy eyes."
"Shiiiit."
"I know."
"...So how come YOU never - "
"Look, he's not my type, okay?"
"Really?"
"YES."
"Okay, okay! Geez, you're touchy. Are you always this touchy in the morning?"
"..."
"So who is your type, anyway?"
"..."
"Sven?"
"..."
"Awww... you were saving yourself for Sven, weren't you?"
"NO."
"Well, who else? I mean, I know you're not straight..."
"How do you know I'm not experimenting?"
"Are you?"
"... ...no."
"Thought not."
"Bastard."
"Yep, that's me. So... not Sven, then. Jeff?"
"No."
"Cliff?"
"No."
"Allura?"
"WHAT?! No!"
"Just checking."
"I hate you."
"I can see that, yes. And kindly don't stick your tongue out at me. Unless you mean to use it."
"..."
"You know, I don't think I've seen you speechless this often since - well, since ever."
"Yeah, well - enjoy it while it lasts. Because it won't."
"Now THAT sounds like a challenge if I ever heard one."
"Hunk..."
"And never let it be said that Hunk the Almighty ever backed down from a challenge."
"..."
"Well, that didn't take long."
"Shut it."
"Hunk the Almighty strikes again!"
"I said, shut it."
"Pilot and Mechanic Extraordinaire, Deflowerer of Virgins - ow! What'd you hit me for?"
"It seemed the thing to do."
"Ah, come on, Lance - I'm just kidding..."
"..."
"Lance?"
"..."
"What's wrong?"
"Nothing."
"Right. And I'm Lynn Minmay."
"Who?"
"Obscure Terran pop-culture references are just LOST on you, aren't they?"
"I. Am. Not. Terran."
"...Oh, yeah."
"..."
"Look, Lance, I'm sorry; I forget sometimes that you're not -"
"Don't worry about it. I'm used to it."
"Yeah, but -"
"Just drop it, okay?"
"...Okay."
"Thank you."
"You're welcome. Now you wanna tell me what you're really mad about?"
"No."
"Lance..."
"NO."
"It's last night, isn't it?"
"...Maybe."
"Does it really bother you that much, what happened last night?
"How would I know? I don't even remember what happened last night!"
"...But you want to remember, don't you?"
"YES, damn it! And don't offer to tell me about it - it's not the same thing and you know it."
"Hey, give me a LITTLE credit here! I know better than to offer something like that."
"Yes... yes, you do."
"Although..."
"...Why are you looking at me like that?"
"...I suppose I could SHOW you..."
"... ... ..."
"Did I somehow manage to take your vocabulary last night, too?"
"Not funny."
"Sorry."
"Uh-huh. Hunk?"
"Yes?"
"Am I still drunk or something?"
"I dunno; are you?"
"Well, either that or hallucinating. Because I could have sworn you just offered -"
"To give you an encore. You know, relegate last night to 'rehearsal' status."
"You're serious."
"Well, I don't make offers like this to just ANYONE, y'know!"
"I... of course not. So -"
"Yeah?"
"Never mind. You know, right now I don't know which of us is crazier."
"What do you - mmph!"
"Mm... ...?"
"...
...
... Well, you seem to have gotten the... kissing part down. To a point, anyway."
"Thank you - I think."
"Oh, don't thank me yet... we haven't even STARTED."
"...What do you - hey! Ow! Get off!"
"Gotcha."
"You could have warned me you were going to do that!"
"Yeah, but where's the fun in that? Now you lie back and let me work."
"Like I can do anything else at the moment? You're heavy, you know."
"Yeah, and you're underweight. What's your point?"
"...Sorry... It's just -"
"Lance?"
"...Yes?"
"Hush."
"Uh, right. I'll just - mmrh!"
"... ... mnh?"
"...mmnh...
...nnh..."
"...Anyone... tell you you... talk too much?"
"You... have to ask?"
"Hah! No."
"..."
"...What did I tell you about sticking your tongue out at me?"
"I'm using it!"
"Not... enough..."
"...
...
...Better?"
"... It's a start..."
"...?"
"Of course, there are..."
"...!"
"...other... things you can be... doing with it..."
"..."
"Speechless again?"
"...Shut... u-uhn -!"
"Mmmn... sensitive..."
"...Hunk - y-you - what're you -"
"Shh... lemme work, here..."
"But - I - oh, gods... I... Hunk..."
"...Like that, hm?"
"...
...
...M-maybe..."
"...Uh-huh."
"Hunk...?"
"Guess that means... I need to try harder..."
"Oh, g -!"
"mmrh...?"
"... ...ahh... gods... ...Hunk... I... I-I... ...?"
"...Nope. Uh-uh."
"Don't STOP!"
"Oh, we're not done YET... Now where did I put - aha!"
"What's that?"
"Lube, of course."
"...oh."
"Well, we're certainly not going to do this dry..."
"..."
"There's that lack of speech again."
"..."
"Hey, you know we can stop anytime, right? I mean, it's no skin off my -"
"Hunk?"
"Yes?"
"Do you think you could just stop dithering and fuck me?"
"..."
"'There's that lack of speech again.'"
"GOD, but you're an annoying bastard sometimes!"
"I know - wait, what're you -?"
"Preparing to fuck you, as per your request."
"...Oh. Right."
"Look, relax, willya? I'm not going to do anything you don't want me to. And I'm not going to hurt you if I can possibly avoid it..."
"...I know."
"..."
"Hunk?"
"Just... lie back, okay? ...That's it... good. Now, this is gonna be a little -"
"ssss-!"
"- cold..."
"No shit; I - ohgodswhat'reyou -?"
"Shh! It's okay - calm down! It's just one finger... that's all..."
"...S-sorry..."
"That's... okay... ...Y'gonna be all right?"
"Yeah... yeah, I think so... gods, that feels -"
"I know..."
"You do?... Wait - what am I saying? Of course you do..."
"Bright boy... you'll go far..."
"That's - nnn - the idea, isn't it?"
"No comment."
"Heh..."
"...Second finger now..."
"...nnhn... "
"...Shhh... you're doin' fine..."
"..."
"...Just fine... you're doin' jusssst fine..."
"...gods... feels so..."
"I know... I know..."
"..."
"Just... lemme know when you're ready..."
"...mmn..."
"...Is that s'posed to be...?"
"...yes. Yes, I - mmh - I-I'm ready..."
"You sure?"
"YES, Hunk..."
"Okay..."
"...!"
"It's all right... gonna fill you right back up again..."
"..."
"C'mon... turn over for me?... Tha'ssit... just like that. Good..."
"Hunk, wh - oh. Oh!"
"'Sall right... relax..."
"..."
"Okay, slowly now... push back against me... good..."
"Nngh!"
"...Easy..."
"Hurts -"
"It's... going to, at first. Come on... you weren't this tense last night..."
"I was DRUNK last night!"
"Lance, calm DOWN..."
"I-I'm TRYING -"
"Look, it's... it's okay if you don't want to do this..."
"No, I - it's okay; I just -"
"Then you need to relax. Breathe. Come on..."
"That's - that's like telling me to ignore the omniphagos in the corner -"
"The WHAT?"
"That's - not the saying?"
"No... it's the ELEPHANT in the corner..."
"...What...ever... that's n - nh!"
"Shh... it's okay... just breathe..."
"..."
"You want me to...?"
"Keep... keep going..."
"You sure?"
"...yes..."
"Okay... think about elephants."
"...I can't..."
"Yes, you can... come on..."
"Hunk, I don't even know what an elephant IS -"
"But you know what puppies are?"
"I've SEEN those - ahhh! Ah, GODS, Hunk -"
"It's all right... you're all right..."
"It's too much - I c-can't -"
"You'll be fine... C'mon, just breathe for me, okay? In... out... in..."
"...nnh..."
"...Out..."
"..."
"...In..."
"Oh, gods..."
"...Out..."
"...!"
"...Innn..."
"Ah~hhn..."
"...Outttt... ...Liked that, did you?"
"...mmnhh..."
"Should I... take that as a 'yes?'"
"Take it anyway you - oh. Ohhh gods..."
"...Well...?"
"...nnnh - yes... oh GODS yes..."
"Thought so - oh god, you feel good..."
"...Hunk..."
"...mmn... so good..."
"...harder..."
"...want you - "
"...more..."
"...need you -"
"...please..."
"...n-need -"
"...Hunk..."
"...oh, GOD -!"
"...ah-hn -!"
"...
...
...
...So..."
"... ...so..."
"I think... this is where I ask you... if it was good for you too."
"Well -"
"And this... is where you're supposed to tell me it was the best sex you can remember."
"Uh -"
"And no fair telling me it's the only sex you can remember."
"..."
"Lance?"
"...You mean I get to say something now?"
"LANCE..."
"Okay... that was the best sex I can remember."
"..."
"What? I thought that's what I was SUPPOSED to say!"
"...God, you're incorrigible."
"Yes. And...?"
"...Never mind."
"What? What did I say now?"
"Forget it. C'mere... let's get some rest before Keith calls another practice session."
"Okay..."
"..."
"Hunk?"
"Yes?"
"I... that is..."
"...Go to sleep, Lance."
"...All right."
"..."
"Hunk?"
"... ... ..."
"...Thank you."
"...
...
...You're welcome."
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