Bwah ha ha ha ha! *Todesengel falls over laughing* Sorry, this is just so sodding amusing! I'm going to have to take you up on your offer to add stuff, though. I need to exorcise the slap stick before it leaks over "Broken Wings". Of course these are more fanfic bloopers than showbloopers....

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Director: Okay and in this scene we need Lance and Keith to be fitting...[Keith and Lance are locked in a lustful encounter on the floor] Um, guys? I want anger. Not lust. Guys? Guys?

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Keith: Form arms and-[begins to cough]

Lance(over PA): Keith? Are you okay?

Keith: (wheezing) Hairball._

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Director: (panicky) Anybody seen Lance? He's supposed to be on now!

Lance: (o.s, angry) I am _not_ going out there! I look ridiculous!

Director: (looks o.s) Nonsense, you look fine.

[Lance storms on screen, dressed in drag]

Lance: Really? You don't think that this makes my hips look fat?

[collective face fault]

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Director: Okay, on to the kissing scene. Now, Allura, you're supposed to give Keith a congragulatory kiss

. [Allura nods and smiles a somewhat predatory smile, stalking towards Keith]

Keith: (nervous) Can I have a kiss-in?

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Lance: Keith! [Grabs someone who looks like Keith and passionately kisses him]

Ryo: Mmph mmph mmph!

Lance: (releases person he was kissing) Wait, you're not Keith.

Ryo: Um...I think I'm in the wrong fic.

Lance: (grinning devilishly) No, no. You can stay right here. [Seductively draps self on Ryo] You know, you aren't bad in the kissing department.

Ryo: Thanks. You aren't so bad yourself. [They go back to kissing]

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Lance: I _told_ you we needed plastic seat covers for the Black Lion!

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Sorry, I couldn't help myself. (g)-Todesengel

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