Director: Okay and in this scene we need Lance and Keith to be fitting...[Keith and Lance are locked in a lustful encounter on the floor] Um, guys? I want anger. Not lust. Guys? Guys?
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Keith: Form arms and-[begins to cough]
Lance(over PA): Keith? Are you okay?
Keith: (wheezing) Hairball._
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Director: (panicky) Anybody seen Lance? He's supposed to be on now!
Lance: (o.s, angry) I am _not_ going out there! I look ridiculous!
Director: (looks o.s) Nonsense, you look fine.
[Lance storms on screen, dressed in drag]
Lance: Really? You don't think that this makes my hips look fat?
[collective face fault]
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Director: Okay, on to the kissing scene. Now, Allura, you're supposed to give Keith a congragulatory kiss
. [Allura nods and smiles a somewhat predatory smile, stalking towards Keith]
Keith: (nervous) Can I have a kiss-in?
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Lance: Keith! [Grabs someone who looks like Keith and passionately kisses him]
Ryo: Mmph mmph mmph!
Lance: (releases person he was kissing) Wait, you're not Keith.
Ryo: Um...I think I'm in the wrong fic.
Lance: (grinning devilishly) No, no. You can stay right here. [Seductively draps self on Ryo] You know, you aren't bad in the kissing department.
Ryo: Thanks. You aren't so bad yourself. [They go back to kissing]
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Lance: I _told_ you we needed plastic seat covers for the Black Lion!
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Sorry, I couldn't help myself. (g)-Todesengel
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